Category: Fun

“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”