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When You Realize You’re Wrong

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”

Spending 16 years telling your Children

“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.”

Eat Whatever you want

“Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”

God has a plan just for you

“Have Faith in God always with you, though it may not seem so. Have Hope, God’s love surrounds you much more than you know. Have Joy, for always, come what may, God will help to see you through. Have Peace, God has a plan just for you.”

Women and cats will do as they please

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein

If you think nobody Cares if you’re Alive

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

Better to remain Silent

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

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